Dual....:-)
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
worst night to have a conscience
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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