What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
This baby is an asshole
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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