Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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