are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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