i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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