Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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