I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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