just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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