Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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