Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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