I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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