Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(636): View more from Missouri

I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes

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(607): View more from New York

I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.

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(847): View more from Illinois

but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear

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(269): View more from Michigan

quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.

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(623): View more from Arizona

I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.

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(347): View more from New York

I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites

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