I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂