How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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