i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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