I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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