i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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