don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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