I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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