Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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