david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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