i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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