So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
