No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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