wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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