Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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