Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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