he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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