why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Your cock deserves a montage
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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