I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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