You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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