everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.