My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I am available for nakedness