I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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