It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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