Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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