wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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