yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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