I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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