help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I supernannyed him into submission
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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