Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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