i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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