Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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