is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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