oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Alive.
So much puke
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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