I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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