so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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