i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Congratulations! We have a period
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