Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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