was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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