Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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