i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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