I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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