You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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